Queen Spadina reigns supreme

Spadina's performance last night was one of women's featherweight boxing's most vicious and violent knockout ever. 

Within 42 seconds of the first round, Spadina lands a heavy left hook to the head, stunning her opponent briefly and was about to finish her off until the referee intervened.

"As soon as she landed that blow, I knew the match was over." said the referee. "I had to stop the fight, otherwise Spandina would've killed her. She's an animal in the ring."

Jennifer Lau, 25, better known on the streets of Toronto as"Queen Spadina," is a mixed martial arts fighter that got her career started fighting in underground bare-knuckle boxing. 

Lau started working as a bouncer for a strip club until high school friend and current manager Eddie Tsang offered her a chance to earn some very needed money in unsanctioned street fights.

She is best known for several street fights which have spread primarily on the Internet. Lau left the underground fighting scene and has been undefeated ever sinced she signed a professional contract with Tsang.

(Clip from last night's match)

Man accosted in Rucker Park forced to leave city

A group of young men who went out for a game of basketball in New York City's famed Rucker park got much more than they planned for Tuesday afternoon. A playful hook shot by Talent Lam (pictured) curved off the rim before hitting a group of locals sitting on the sidelines.

"When those men stood up, you knew those poor young kids were in deep sh*t" said Gloria Roberts, who was passing by with her son JJ when the altercation broke out. "It was like David and Goliath. I just picked up my son and ran."

Although the details of various witness accounts differed, it was clear that one of the local gang members picked up Mr. Lam, put him on his shoulders, and then spun the young hoopster around, before tossing him aside.

"It was nothing, just a little scuffle" recounted a bruised and broken Talent Lam. "I just told my mom I got into a fight, but she got scared. She told me I'm movin' with my auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

Upon arriving at Bel-Air, Mr. Lam whistled for a cab and when it came near, he saw it's license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror. If anything, that kind of cab is rare, but all Mr. Lam had to say was "Now forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air."

He pulled up to a house at about 7 or 8 and and yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell you later." He looked at his kingdom, he was finally there, to sit on his throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

Man attacks baby in NYC

The Toronto native accused of beating a toddler was charged with battery & assault last Sunday night and was taken to the 9th Precinct in New York city where he spent the night.

"I didn't hit the baby!" Matthew Chan, 25,  yelled in Chinese as he was led out of the stationhouse on 321 East 5 street early Monday morning.

Brother David Chan stunned and managed only a "yes" when asked if he was innocent.

Cops said Chan admitted to having "accidentally" broke a mop handle he had recently purchased over the toddler, Kate, when her mother ran into him. 

Law enforcement sources said the toddler is in critical condition. The medical examiner ruled that Kate suffered 

injuries to her head, torso and extremities. "No accident could've done this to a child." said the examiner.

Chan's neighbors were stunned.

"Oh, my God, how can you do that to a kid?" said Annibel Hensen, 48. "I was shocked. ... he seemed like a normal person."

Chan suffers from Angry-Asian-Man syndrome, a condition that has haunted him throughout his entire life and made it impossible for him to show happiness without showing anger. It was thought that Chan's condition was becoming rarer in society, but unfortunately recent evidence appears to show that the Angry-Asian-Man syndrome is much more widespread than originally anticipated.