Montreal woman goes for record 22nd marriage

It has been said that that 50% of all marriages end in divorce. However, if that statistic is an average, then they may want to rewrite the formula because Diana Hsiang is a major skew.

The 26 year old doctor-to-be is now into her 22nd engagement and, if she goes through with the wedding, would hold the Guinness world record for most weddings, beating Linda Lou Essex, yet in a much shorter time span.

When asked about her habit for marrying and then divorcing men, Diana seemed apologetic toward her previous suitors, yet saw no social problem with her actions.

"I don't know. My tastes just change so rapidly! One day I'll love a guy and then next day I'll wake up and hate his guts. I guess I'm just a bit schizophrenic."

Her suitors have ranged from men as young as graduating high school, to men on their deathbeds. Although it was suspected early on that Ms. Hsiang was running a scam, it turned out she never made off with any of her divorcee's assets.

"The money? No it was never about that. It was always about the love."

If one looks at her history, one would quickly conclude that Ms. Hsiang is not attracted to the "common" cast of characters. For example, her 8th husband was a professional dodgeball player convinced he was a pirate. "He was so hot! I think he reminded me of Johnny Depp. I mean, he looked so much like him, and when we went out everyone was always staring. I loved every always thinking I was Johnny Depp's lover!"












Husband number 16 was a Latvian dictator who refused to ever take a carefully crafted metal suit off. "I think that was when I went through my power phase. Power is sexy after all. I mean, how many girls can say they were married to a man with his own country!? He kept wanting everyone to call him "Doctor Doom," but he'll always be my puddy-kins!"











Ms. Hsiang's current husband-to-be goes by the name "Frank" (pictured below with maid-of-honor, Sophie) and runs a small burger shop in old Quebec. He measures a massive 7ft tall. "It's the height. I love tall men. I keep telling him to enter the NBA, but he keeps refusing. It's so cute, all he ever does is grunt at me."

It should be noted that Frank is currently under police investigation for claims of "not being human." Given Ms. Hsiang's history though, it hardly seems like that will stop him from becoming husband number 22.

Police continue search for bus stop pervert

A rash of incidents at Japanese bus stops continued Thursday as a man, 20-30, lifted up a school girl's skirt as she waited to go to school. The man then fled on foot and remains at large. This is the eleventh such incident in the past month.

"This man, he has no honor" said Japanese student Asako Tanaka. "If I ever meet him I will curse his family name!"

A passerby was able to snap a quick photo on a cell phone moments before the incident. This photo is now being posted as a warning at bus stops to alert young women to the potential danger.

"What we ask is for young girls to sit inside the bus terminal, or even to wear pants, though this is not an option in many schools. Also, be aware of your surroundings and try to ride the bus with a friend" said Japanese Bus spokesman, Hideki.

"We would also like to announce that we will start selling a line of security products starting today. These can be worn under the skirt and deliver a mild electric shock to anyone who tries to reach underneath. We also have an economy brand that works like a mousetrap."

The incidents reportedly began in mid-december when a man lifted 3 skirts at a rural bus stop. Since then, the individual seems to be moving inward towards the busier parts of the city.

"He was probably just some poor lonely guy before the holidays, someone who thought it'd give him some purpose. But now he's getting more gutsy" said Police Chief Morimoto. "Each 'attack'

has occured in increasingly populated areas. But it's just a matter of time. I have over a dozen undercover officers waiting with a nasty surprise the next time he shows up."

What was the nasty surprise that Chief Morimoto spoke of?

"They're men."

Although the police do not yet have a name for their suspect, they have made a computer generated artists rendition of the perpetrator. If seen, please call 1-800-STOP-HIM. Suspect is considered 'armed', and perverted.

Accidental Transgender

Meet Eldona Kao (left). You may not recognize her but you would definitely remember the trends in fashion she help set -- when she was a man. "He" (originally Eldon) was featured in numerous times in Vogue magazine as one of the boldest designer the world has seen and has won many fashion awards across the globe.

For Eldona, the transformation ended up costing her $125,000 worth of plastic surgery and Dr. Diana Hsiang was responsible for Eldona's transformation.

"There were like... health risk factors that I was like... I could not let him, her, leave without like ... helping him.. her." claimed a concerned Hsiang

Upon further investigation, Hsiang was found to be involved in several cases of medical malpractices. When asked about these allegations, Hsiang could not be reached for comments.

"Originally I went in for a routine check up," said Kao, "but she (Hsiang) kept on saying these things and forced me into surgery. I thought she was a competent surgeon, but I now know she's anything but."

For now, Eldona can only look forward. "I've had my nose done about three times, my forehead, my cheeks, my lips, my breasts, my thighs," she explained. "Thank the Lord for plastic surgeons, because without them, I would be nothing!" she says with a laugh. "I look at who I was and who I am now. I'm comfortable either way."

Despite all that has happened to Eldona, she continues her work in fashion and design. Her story is a part of "Trantasia," a new documentary on DVD.