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Profile #: 284374
Name: Clynn Hsiung
Age: 26
Sex: Male
Looking for: Love
"I'm looking for a woman. I want a woman with really strong features. Like, big ass feet. I want some big feet. You know what I'm talking about. I want some big feet, but at the same time I want a woman who knows how to smell like a lady. You know, it's in the air. You smell it. I want a woman with big hands. Hands that can crush nuts. Big chunky nuts. Big hard walnuts."
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