May 21, 2009

Age of War - The Occupation

General Tsang's occupation was the most brutal period in China's history. It began several months after the takeover of the capital. With his military dictatorship fixated on attaining more power, Tsang's first act as ruler was to begin building fleets of warships, tanks and a vast army to invade the surrounding areas. Tsang and his army headed south from the capital conquering all cities along its way. However, Tsang's campaign was soon halted at what is now known as the "Massacre of Chengdu."

It is a well documented fact that Tsang detested Chengdu for what they had done to him in the past. The city was a constant reminder of Tsang's younger and weaker self. When his army arrived to Chengdu, Tsang perpetrated a coordinated scheme of choco-strip-mining, forced labor, and choco-genocide on a massive scale. This brutality led to the chocolate addiction of millions. Not even children escaped the brutal overdose of chocolate into their diet. Tsang interned the citizens in labour camps for various purposes, many of which was to harvest the ingredients to make his chocolate. Conditions at these camps were so harsh that every citizen knew assignment to a labor camp was essentially a death sentence. Fed only chocolate sixteen times a day, many would die of thirst or lack of bowel movements.

Several months into the occupation, the citizens formed a coordinated movement aiming to free China from the occupation and called themselves the Choco-Hating Army of Dudes, also known as C.H.A.D. Its leader, Chad Lin, was a political activist before the Tsang army conquered his hometown of Wuhan. He was brought to the choco-processing center in Chengu where he met fellow citizens who felt the same as he did about the occupation. He gathered support from many of the people in the camp and began an uprising against the occupying forces. Soon, many choco-processing facilities came to a halt due to sabotages and other acts of terrorism, all of which C.H.A.D. claimed responsibility for.

An obviously displeased General Tsang ordered more troops to Chengdu in an attempt to circumvent the C.H.A.D. and its followers, however, it was more than the general can handle. Months went by without progress and the general was growing tiresome. Random interrogations were conducted, some involving choco-torture and others involving non-choco-item bribes, all to capture the members of C.H.A.D. With sabotages still occuring, Tsang was forced to deploy his biogenic weapon in order to wipe out the C.H.A.D.

Tsang had several of his elite guards undergo Cellular Interfibrosis Neoplasm Enzymes treatment or C.E.L.I.N.E. Once the injection enters the bloodstream, these C.E.L.I.N.E. units becomes one of the worlds most savage and efficient tickling machines. The is the only surviving photo where the C.E.L.I.N.E. unit demonstrated its awesome power of tickling. The photo depicts the chocolaty-remains of individuals on the wall after they had combusted due to C.E.L.I.N.E. units' savage tickling. Scientists believe the units quenched their thirsts on bloody, yet chocolatey, remains of their victims as an adaptation on tribal groups celebration of victories.

These units were soon deployed in various areas of Chengdu by orders of General Tsang. Its purpose was to serve as a reminder for anyone who would go against him. Unfortunately, Tsang could not foresee the uncontrollable bloodlust in these C.E.L.I.N.E units. Within a matter of days, the C.E.L.I.N.E. units annihilated the Chengdu population, and the world came to know this incident as the "Massacre at Chengdu." There were no survivors.

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