A number of leaders across Asia have stifled political opposition, and denied religious freedom and freedom of expression to their people. They imprisoned, tortured, and executed citizens who spoke out against dictatorial rule. North Korea has Kim Jong-il, Burma has Than Shwe, and Uzbekistan has Islam Karimov, but for a long time now, one dictator has gone unchecked.
General Ed Tsang Chi-Zhu of the People's Republic of China successfully overthrew the government after several brutal skirmishes against the capital.
Born in Chongqing, Central China, Tsang had a peaceful childhood. He was the ninth of thirteen children in a proud farming family. In his teenage years, the Tsang family moved often. It was believed at one point Tsang lived outside of China, however, scholars concluded it to be an unlikely scenario. Eventually Tsang settled in Chengdu, China. The young Tsang was a poor student in school. He failed several grades and had to repeat them. Despite his efforts, it led to his eventual drop out. At the age of 17, Tsang was reported in several documents involving Chocolate abuse. He was reported to have been streaking in public fully covered in chocolate and screaming "I am Count Chocula. Suck me up." He became obsessed with everything chocolate, regardless of their type, brand and minty-ness. It got to the point where the city of Chengdu could no longer contain Tsang. Chengdu banned all forms of chocolate from the city, to which Tsang vowed that Chengdu will answer for their sins.
Early in his military career, General Tsang led of the military's intelligence organization known as the "Salty Wet Order." The SWO was regarded as one of the most brutally efficient organizations in the world. The organization's purpose was to keep close tabs on all citizens to ensure loyalty, and was greatly feared. It has been rumored that if an individual were to be captured by Tsang's SWO, he or she would forever be sexually addicted to feet. Historians and scholars believed Tsang would manipulate the prisoner's sexual behaviours to extract intelligence information, a technique which even the CIA disapproved of. Although there have not been any recorded cases of how the interrogation process was conducted, many believe General Tsang would lick the feet of the captured into submission. Simulations and tests showed this technique to be highly effective.
Later on in his military career, Tsang was promoted to General of the People's Republic Army by President Cindy Xu. Although many believed the relationship between Xu and Tsang was the cause for the promotion, a widely accepted truth was that this rise to power became the catalyst for the Tsang's eventual takeover.
Soon after the Tsang's campaign, President Xu was forcefully removed from office and was now serving as General Tsang's 3rd concubine. Originally, Xu was to be Tsang's 5th concubine, however, Tsang had two of his concubines executed due to their inability to provide breast milk for his breast milk chocolates.
Perhaps after seeing the complacency that was the Chinese government's downfall, the United Nations has jump started itself into action against this charismatic dictator. Recently, they formed the emergency AAEF (Allied Anti-Eddie Force) in an effort to stem the General's push into East Asia. Unfortunately, early reports suggest that two operations have already failed, leading to the foot-torture and loss of five agents.
More on this story as it develops.
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